Top Ten White People Tweets (January 15, 2020)

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Jan 19, 2020 1:08 AM EST

Some funny vanilla tweets without salt, aka white people tweets.

Check out this list from yesterday if you are in need of more. 

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  • 01
    Text - TechnicallyRon GTechnicallyRon Follow I used Google autocomplete to write a dating profile and it may be the best dating profile ever Name my name is in french Age my age in seconds Location i live in a shed Nationality i was born in the dark Body type my body is ready I am looking for i am looking for someone to share in an adventure who enjoys listening to sad music and has two thumbs I enjoy i enjoy long walks on the beach i like turtles i like dogs and i like to party My ideal partner
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Text - luke o'neil O @lukeoneil47 Be pretty weird if concerts had a real quick football game halfway through
    via Reddit
  • 03
    Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Just got yelled at for leaving my sock drawer open an inch if any of you are thinking of getting into a relationship
    via Reddit
  • 04
    Text - humter @hunter_hhhh rename your favorite film to a clickbait youtube title 21:02 21/09/19 Twitter for iPhone 35 Retweets 294 Likes ize tria @frograve 21/09/19 Replying to @hunter_hhhh A RAT COOKED MY FOOD (AND I LIKED IT..??? **EMOTIONAL** 17 19 329
    via Reddit
  • 05
    Text - Pat Dubois @patdubois It's so cold on the Canadian prairies today that the Calgary Zoo had to bring their penguins inside for safety. Penguins. Animals who have evolved to withstand the cold of Antarctica. Tell this to your boss/coworkers if they give you flack for being a few minutes late today
    via Reddit
  • 06
    Text - veronica online @VRONLINE ruck seagults any time a beautiful 23 year old woman in a movie is attracted to a mediocre man played by a comedian who wrote the script I count it as a plot hole
    via Reddit
  • 07
    Text - jim, @urvillageidiot you wake up. you're still a lizard sunning on a red rock. it was all a dream. the concept of selling "feet pics" to pay back "student loans" is already losing its meaning as you open and lick your own eyeballs to moisten them. time to eat a bug. 12:59 PM 14 Jan 20 Twitter Web App
    via Reddit
  • 08
    Text - Ivanka Trump @lvankaTrump President Trump's message in Farsi supporting Iranian protesters is the most liked Persian tweet in history of Twitter. John Haltiwanger @jchaltiwanger Twitter is banned in Iran.
    via Reddit
  • 09
    Text - Yashar Ali @yashar · 11h People who like whipped cream out of a can (or in general) and like to spray it into their mouth... Why? 27 103 1,183 2,650 Kristi Anderson @CinderSlays Replying to @yashar I think the accepted medical terminology is depression. 1:02 AM · 14 Jan 20 · Twitter for iPhone
    via Reddit
  • 10
    Text - gavin i @distracdad Whoever is making cheese commercials can save their money. We're buying cheese and and we're never going to stop buying cheese.
    via Reddit

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